FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

September 14, 2010 — Purple, Rock, Scissors, an Orlando-based digital agency, has discovered how to clone their employees and is currently making an army of developers. According to Rob Zienert, PRPL’s Lead Developer, “It’s a really exciting time here having stumbled upon human cloning without investing in stem cell research.”

While the company has not revealed their process, sources close to the agency believe that a key ingredient was making a duck face while taking a picture. Public concerns have been voiced about tearing a hole in the fabric of time and destroying the universe as we know it.

(Unnecessary disclaimer: This isn’t a real press release)

Tags: Cloning